If this is Columbus's only all...

If this is Columbus's only all nude club, that's a shame. This is one of the worst clubs I have ever been to. The place isn't that bad physically, but they are just so.... unenthusiastic. I paid the $10 cover to get in with a $20 expecting two fives in change and was going to get an additional $40 worth of $5 bills to tip the girls, along with the singles I brought. The woman at the door gave me 10 new singles and walked away before I could get change.

When I walked into the club and sat down by the stage, there were no dancers dancing. It took a good 15 minutes before they got a dancer up on the stage. There were 3 or 4 other guys there sitting just off stage. I watched 5 dancers on stage, 3 song sets, last song bottoms off. After each dancer, it would take 5-10 minutes to get another girl on stage. They were all very low energy, like they had somewhere else to be.

The girls were all a little heavy and all but one were heavily tattooed. I don't mind that, but if you are turned off by slightly saggy natural tits and some stretch marks, this is not the place you want to be.