My heart was totally let down...

My heart was totally let down upon entering this club. I should have left, being the only patron in sight, but I paid the $10 fee and stayed in a sober burst of hope. The bartender was the best looking of the bunch and I would have bought dances from her, had she been available.

I stayed through 2 sets of the 3 women working and moved to the stage to tip for each one. Kathrine was very friendly and appreciative for the tips, but her odor was too much for me. Had she been fresh, I would have spent my whole time with her, despite the fact that she was married and not really my body type. Her personality and awesome hair made up for the difference.

The other two girls were, meh. One, whom, I learned was about 19, had the personality of a pizza box. I seriously considered poking her with a stick to see if she was alive. I tipped her generously at the stage, but she completely ignored me (while being the only patron in the whole club) and then had the gall to ask me for a dance afterward. I tried engaging in some conversation to see if that would help, but ended up realizing I was talking to R2D2.