The Roadhouse
333 Georgesville Rd Columbus, OH 43228

The main attraction here is that,...

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invalidbatman
Sep 9, 2014, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Tuesday Evening

The main attraction here is that, unlike other Columbus-area clubs, this place is all-nude. So if you want to see anything below the belt, this is basically your only choice. But I think it's worth recommending on other merits. Someone else described it as a "mom and pop strip club," and this is weirdly appropriate. It's a small operation where you'll get a friendly greeting at the door. I have visited twice, both times on a weekday evening, and there were not a lot of dancers on rotation on either occasion -- maybe 5 or 6. There's some variation in age, weight, attractiveness -- not the most stunning lineup I've ever seen, but on both visits at least one or two dancers who stirred my interest. Dancers also varied in their approach to customers. One girl approached with the most over-the-top "I'm so horny" lines I'd ever experienced -- in my opinion, kind of an off-puttingly exaggerated performance, but I'm sure this would suit other customers' tastes. But for the most part, dancers were fairly low-pressure and pleasant to talk with. I usually find strip club chat pretty awkward, but I found myself genuinely enjoying conversation with one dancer -- almost as if we were friends, and it wasn't weird to have another naked, gyrating woman a few feet away. I got a few lap dances, which were pleasantly high-friction. Roaming hands were permitted everywhere except in the genital region. No extras were requested or offered. A good experience overall, and I would repeat. The main drawback here is that the club closes EARLY -- 10:00 most weekdays, and 8:00 on Monday. Both visits were cut short by closing time.

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