With its location alone, this club...

With its location alone, this club has so much potential to be great. If this place got some serious renovations and hired some sexy girls, it could make a killing. However, it's very much a dive and seems a little out of place in River Oaks. There were three customers and around 7 dancers at 11pm on a Friday night. How do they make rent every month? The prices on drinks and VIPs were reasonable, but there is little privacy in the VIP area so don't expect more than a dance and conversation. To get a dance, you have to buy a wristband that allows up to three dances in the private dance area, which seemed silly to me. The girls had their boobs almost completely covered in black latex and were wearing shorts. I get it, they're trying hard to follow the local laws, but why not just let them wear bikini tops? Looks like the dancers dipped their tits in a tar pit. I hope this club turns around, since it is the only strip club in the area, but I don't even think you can call it a strip club. Black tar bikini bar?