After flying in from the east...

After flying in from the east coast into LAX one Thursday afternoon and with some time to kill before heading home, my curiosity finally peaked and I decided to check out this Exotic City place after driving by it all of these years as I entered the 405 South on-ramp. In my mind, I envisioned it to be like the Century Lounge just down the street. But hell, was I wrong on every level!

I enter this open-floor warehouse as I see partitions of rooms strewn throughout the floor. A woman was there to immediately greet me. Cute, but not my type. She introduced herself but I had no intention of remembering her name. I asked how this operation worked and she told me that I would pay her $60.00 up-front and I would tip whatever I liked after that. I figured that this was not a stage-type club and I kind of figured out what that partitions were for so I didn't bother to ask her. I did ask her if I had a choice in women and she gave me that disappointed look like I just kicked her dog or something. So I agreed to go with her since she was cute enough. Besides, I had come this far so I might as well go and check out the entire operation.

So she asks me to sit down in a not-to-comfortable chair. I look around and see a side table with a box of Kleenex. Somehow I knew that wasn't for stuffy noses. So she lays out the ground rules for me. No touching, licking, prodding or penetrating. With as far away as she was from me, I didn't think that any of that was possible anyway. She did say that I was more than welcome to "please" myself as she performed for me. I raised an eyebrow to that.