I went to Kokai on a...

I went to Kokai on a Sunday afternoon. I was a little weary of how it would be after reading the reviews but I figured I would give it a try. I entered the first door and there is a small entry way where a short chubby Mexican girl came to the window, I paid the $50 fee and she let me into the main area. The $50 would have gotten me a bikini dance only. I was hoping she was just the greeter but she ended up being my "dancer". She said she was the only one available. She had a cute face but the body was a mess. I should have left then but I’m a pig so I didn't. There is a very small stage and a few chairs in the main room but it didn't look like it was ever actually used. Then she took me into a private room and told me to take off my clothes. It was extremely dark in there, with just a black light, tile floor and a rubber massage type table. She left and returned in a robe, turned on the little box radio to a local radio station and put me on the table and began to wash me with a shower hose and a big bottle of cheap anti-bacterial soap. She asked me what I wanted, I said everything. She said its $250 more. Against my better judgment I said OK (I was about to head out to work for 2 weeks with no fun so I figured I would go for it). She took everything off, bent over the table and I dogged her, put my clothes on and left feeling not very good about what had just happened. Before I left, I took some pictures of the inside of room I was in using a flash. I wish I hadn't, it looked like something out of one of the SAW movies or something. This place is not a strip club, it’s not a massage parlor either. If you want a one on one private dance type experience then go to the place on Dyer. If you want a massage with extras, go to an Asian spa (much cheaper and you will actually get a massage and maybe even a hot Asian girl). I don’t see myself ever returning to this place. Maybe if I knew that there was a really hot girl working or something, but I don’t know how you could ever tell if there was or not without stopping by and asking. I feel like there are just better options in EP.