Return to Bucks after 4 years.

After hitting up one of the ten thousand brestaurants in El Paso, I decided to head out and see them fully naked—so I went to Bucks.

Had a decent night at Bucks Cabaret. Tons of girls, especially from Cuba. Some were a bit pushy, but just ignore them and tell them you’re broke. They go away. Got a lap dance from a girl with a wild body—absolute showstopper. Little. I got her real name so I won’t drop it here, and I forgot her stage name. Dropped about $125 on her before she offered extras for after hours, but $1K was a little too steep. VIP dances are around $25 a pop, and drinks are fair—beers run about $4. The beer station girl was cute as hell—hope she turns to the pole.

I was mainly waiting on this Cuban girl who looked like a Lana Del Rey clone. Some military twink had her tied up most of the night, but I finally got my turn. High mileage in VIP — no extras, and totally worth the $200 WITH TIP I spent when she was finally free. At the end, she ended up having to pay the bouncer for being in VIP. I thought it was weird I wasn’t charged. Felt bad and gave her what she gave him. (If you’re reading this and saying, “What a sucker, you could’ve not paid that and gotten away with it”—you’re cheap. Also, you’re there for a service; those charges are part of it. Deal with it. Don’t want to spend? Go be broke somewhere else. For me, it felt like stealing from her.)