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Pathetic Simp Loser #1. I got owned by a stripperper.

reviewed by

Baristafan

7.7

Lets just get this out of the way. I am a pathetic loser. Small Dick with too much money. This review will be graphic in nature . It is not to brag and thump my…

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published 4 days ago

Kittens Cabaret

What We’ve Come To Expect

reviewed by

bluize

6.0

Our flight into Seattle was delayed and we arrived too late to start working, but not too early to hit the Dog House for drinks and Kittens for some entertainment. So, we headed the…

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published 4 days ago

Kittens Cabaret

Kittens on a hot Thursday afternoon.

reviewed by

Ruiner36

9.3

Swung by after some plans got cancelled. I have not been to an establishment of this nature in literally decades but I was impressed with the facility. New paint, bathrooms clean, all the…

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published 5 days ago

1st visit at Pandoras

reviewed by

Rugfrd

5.7

I made my way to Pandora’s in Seattle last Thursday—first time visiting the place, and I wasn’t really sure what to expect. The club itself was... decent. It wasn’t anything that stood out or blew…

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published 6 days ago

A wonderful visit on a Tuesday afternoon.

reviewed by

justinlookin

8.0

Although it was a very nice Tuesday afternoon I had not been to Pandora's for quite some time and decided that it was time for a trip.

I like to take advantage of Happy Hour and…

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published 6 days ago

wednesday fun

reviewed by

MongerPhx

7.3

visited pandoras last wednesday around 3 after dropping my case for service at a nearby dealership for servicing nearby. club has not changed since my last review. please refer to it for more details.…

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published 1 wk ago

Slow, but fun Saturday.

reviewed by

PacificoLime

8.3

Club details; $10 cover to get in. It is another $7 for a 12 oz yellow beer. You enter the corner of a long rectangular room. The main stage is dead ahead. The DJ, and…