My first trip to the latest...

My first trip to the latest and greatest club our hamlet has to offer. I went at about 8pm on a weeknight. Stayed too long (I think I left 4-5 hours later).

I'll open this review by saying that I'm a bit puzzled by this place. When it comes to strip clubs, Birmingham is about as restrictive as anyplace in the US. Sure there aren't any pasties, but there might as well be. No contact at all. Dancers in the city of B'ham have to have licenses to dance. It's all pretty ridiculous. So, a bunch of investors come along and decide that this is a great place to open a top-of-the-line gent's club complete with fine dining, etc. They invest millions in the project. Naturally the city leaders tried to put the pinch on the owners at every turn, probably because they weren't getting enough of the take or because they wouldn't take on minority partners. They also decide to put the club on the wrong side of the tracks (literally and figuratively). This place is in the middle of nowhere. Nevertheless, here we are, years behind schedule and the club is finally open.

Parking: Valet available, otherwise there's a big well-lit parking lot. Actually, it's huge - think mall.