If you like them thick and...

If you like them thick and juicy, then this is the club for you.

The club itself is high security. I'm used to a more laid back and more upscale sort of club. I was put off the moment I walked in and had to go through a metal detector. Meanwhile, huge LCD screens show the security camera footage of you walking in. I was here for a business lunch, and the service was slow and spotty. Me and my meeting contact had to yell at the waitress repeatedly for simply stuff. Getting the bill took forever. The place allows smoking, but they don't advertise in and my friend, who is a smoker, had to ask the waitress for an ashtray. The food was decent, greasy spoon fair. My friend had a generous sized burger, and we split some potato skins that were decent. I had chicken that was just on the good side of ok. But- you're not coming here for the food.

There were about 5-6 girls in the club. Main stage had the fairly standard one song dressed, one song in bikini, one song topless format. Of the 4 girls circulating, two had found dudes and were locked in, the other two were chatting between themselves. We were eating so we were not approached until after lunch was done. Then a fairly attractive, approximately 30 year old girl came by. She was a little heavy, but well proportioned. Short blonde hair and a solid set of legs. Overall she was a 7/10, but sadly she was the top talent in the club. There was one attractive long blonde haired girl, maybe 25 or so- but she was one of the girls locked into an older due who buying drinks at the bar. The rest of the girls I saw ranged from pleasantly plump to unattractively overweight. No morbid obesity, but lots of baby weight and big tits flopping onto big bellies. Not my scene at all. But- if your anaconda don't want none unless she's got buns; this may be a good place for you. Ethnically: mostly latina and white.