This is venue is part of...

This is venue is part of the now dwindling, "Money in the jug" pub strip circuit in London. 10 years ago there were probably 25 venues of this type within in the central London area, now there are less than 10 (and a couple of those are best avoided). I do prefer this type of venue to expensive entrance fee type venues, because by putting a pound coin in the girls collection jugs for each dance you pay for exactly how long you are in the venue which seems more fair. This venue is run by the same owners as 'The Horns' which is a short walk down the road. This means that you will find the same girls working in the two venues. The "Upmarket" decor gives 'Browns' a club type atmosphere but the free admission and money in the jug system put it firmly on the pub circuit in my eyes, as opposed to poncey, expensive venues like 'Spearmint Rhino'. It's been recently refurbished, but on the whole this has neither improved or spoiled the venue, it just seems to have put everything in a different place. The bar and stage have swapped places and the entrance and toilets are not where they used to be. The only slightly negative change is that I do think the poles could do with being nearer the front of the stage, (but that's nit picking really.) On the whole (as ever), there's little to complain about in 'Browns'. The stage lighting is good (not the case in every venue on the circuit,) and you can sit right against the stage, (with a shelf for drinks,) for nice close up view.

I had arranged to meet two friends in the venue at 13.00 (opening time.) One then informed me he was going to 'The Horns' instead, I still had to meet the other there so we decided to spend an hour in 'Browns' before walking down to 'The Horns.' Girls in 'Browns' are always attractive and glamorous looking. There are often too many boob jobs for my taste (and today was no exception.)The venue was nearly deserted, but this didn't stop stage shows starting fairly promptly at just after 13.00. Some other venues seem to take forever to get started if emptyish. The first girl looked stunning with nice small, natural tits, but her act was so boring! She did nothing more than shuffle about a bit, only took her panties down at virtually the last second and never opened her legs to show her pussy off properly. She then proceeded to get stroppy with me when I refused a private dance, saying "You liked me onstage, but you don't want to spend money on me!" She was in fact mistaken that I liked her onstage. Probably because I had smiled and politely applauded. Thankfully the remaining girls were all not only attractive looking, but also top class enthusiastic acts willing to show off plenty of pussy. They also graciously accepted my polite refusal of dances. In London venues thanks to busy body councils private dances are not lap dances, so I never waste money on them.