This is one of the strangest...

This is one of the strangest strip clubs I've ever visited. The club basically has a Renaissance Faire theme. A lot of medieval decorations, and it almost feels like you're in that restaurant Medieval Times that was featured in an old Jim Carrey movie. But I like it! I appreciate the fact that they're doing something different.

The club is extraordinarily large, possibly one of the largest in the area. Hopefully it's busier on the weekends, because the night that I went there the sheer size of the club and the lack of customers made it feel rather 'dead.' I went on a Tuesday night, about 10pm, and there were four customers in the club, about six dancers, a bouncer, and one bartender.

The dancers are shockingly attractive. I'm not saying that the dancers are tens, but the club is located in a part of the city where the clubs are very high mileage, but the dancers are heavier and older than in Portland itself. (The club is located right on the edge of Gresham, which is nearly 30 minutes from downtown Portland. The club is quite far from the city.) So the quality of the dancers really startled me; it is much higher than most clubs in Portland.