Went for the first time based...

Went for the first time based on TUSCL reviews and I can confirm all the good things people say about the place. One dollar cover, nicely lit, and girls everywhere. Most girls are 6-7 with a fair number of 8's and a few 9's. I sat at the bar and struck up a conversation with another regular patron and a friendly blond waitress named Monica. The other guy told me there wouldn't be any hustle except for one Russian girl, and sure enough she found me. I quickly chased her away and resumed my conversation with Monica and the other guy. After 15-20 minutes Monica started asking me what kind of girl I liked. Normally I hate set-ups like that, but Monica had just the perfect girl for me. All of a sudden I felt a tap on the shoulder and turned to see a very lovely brown-haired young lady who asked if I wanted some company.

My new friend had to do a stage rotation, and I followed her to the first stage to tip her. I felt good about my chances for a good time when she invited me to follow her to the second stage, and I knew I had it made when she asked me to hold her clothes while she finished her rotation. She came back after the rotation and we talked for a half hour and then adjourned to the upstairs for some dances. She gave me 2-3 dances of high quality. After that we just sat and chatted for another half hour. Short of the sex act itself, there's not much better than sitting and conversing with a young, beautiful, intelligent half-naked young lady. That was way past the end of her shift then and she had to leave, but I gave her a very nice tip just for being such pleasant company. To you young guys, having a good time doesn't always mean you got laid.

I returned to the bar but Monica was gone. But, Monica, if you read this, contact me. I owe you an awesome tip for introducing me to such a fine evening.