Stiletto Gentleman's Club
Closed
3464 NW N River Dr, Miami, FL 33142, USA*

Well......I went to this spot because...

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Actionbx
Jan 18, 2014, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Tuesday After Midnight

Well......I went to this spot because it was conveniently located right down the road from my Embassy Suites. I was bored and decided to venture out on this night. Last time I was in town a year ago, the club just opened. From the outside looked nice, inside looked pleasant enough. But now the dancers. Well..after reading a few reviews I kinda knew what to expect but I said on this night, it may be different. Nope, 3 dancers were there total. 3! A slim spanish speaking only chick that was tall and the baddest one in there by far. A thick Latina with brown skin and a mid size Puerto Rican with fair skin. That's it!

I paid the $5 cover and watched two of the three were on two different stages. The PR told me I was only the 3rd customer since 8:00 to come in there. She claims there were 10 other girls working but they left. One other patron was there with me and went into the CR with the thick Latina. I got a LD from the PR that was good but she wouldn't let me touch the kitty or suck on a nipple. The bouncer dude was standing close by checking on us so that was a buzz kill. The PR chick tried to upsale me to go into the CR with her for the usual $50 for room for 1/2 hour and $200 for her for FS. I politely passed as it was late and I judge based on the LD. If the LD isn't a lot of two way contact and she doesn't do any stick shifting during a LD, that tells me the FS is gonna be routine and you're just looking for $$$.

As I was leaving, two other patrons walked in and occupied two of three dancers there. This is a new spot and may have a hard time gaining customers cause it's in no mans land and the chicks are hefty. I think if you have young 20-25 year olds up in there, that may start picking up some more customers on the off nights. I may give it a shot again since it's so close to hotel near the airport. Dancers were friendly and did their usual tip walk. So annoying that every club does that in Miami.

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