Passions Men's club
288 Clearfield Pike #8450 Kittanning, PA 16201

I've been there tons of times...

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tuscl
Dec 7, 2013, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Thursday Evening

I've been there tons of times before, and actually really enjoy this place. It's clean and not too cramped, so you usually don't have to spend the night sitting right on top of each other. The only chairs are around the stage, so be prepared to tip a lot, especially on slow nights. However, for this review specifically, I want to recommend avoiding the joint on Thursdays. While they ARE technically open, they only have 1 dancer there because it's apparently not a very busy night. I didn't know this before I went this time, and I was surprised. I showed up and could hear music from outside, but the door was locked. Someone came and let me in, and he explained that there was only the one girl working, but if I wanted I could come in and get private dances. I was super horny (which I kick myself for now), so I said, "can I see what she looks like first?" He said sure, so I went in and, well, let's just say I should have just stayed home that night. But again, being stupid and horny, I said I'd take a couple of dances, hoping that maybe I could get some extras since I was the only one there. The one nice thing was that I didn't have to pay the cover at least, just the cost of the dances. I did the buy 3, get the 4th song free special (lapdances are $20/song, so I paid $60 for the 4 songs). The girl had an okay body (a really nice ass though) and an okay face, but what was really distracting was the golf ball sized cyst thing on her belly. As long as she was turned away from me and grinding with her ass, I was getting turned on, but then she'd turn around and it's all I could see. Overall she didn't seem to into the dance, just kept going through the same motions and repeating over the course of the 4 songs.

Like I said, this review is to let you know to avoid the place on Thursdays. Or, at the very least, make sure the one girl working there doesn't have a cyst. :) I'll be back here many times, but I'll make sure it's a Wed or Fri (that's when the guy said they're the busiest). This place is fun, and the girls are all really nice for the most part, and seem to enjoy what they do and make sure you enjoy your time as well.

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