Riverside Sports Bar & Lounge
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1501 6th St Umatilla, OR 97882

Well, there's not much choice for...

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Binger
Nov 13, 2013, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Friday After Midnight

Well, there's not much choice for residents of the Tri Cities, except for the Hispanic place down the street. I don't think there's another club closer than Portland, which is over 3 hrs away. The place is decently furnished, and the staff is friendly. Some of the girls are decent looking, and some not so much. They all seem reasonably friendly and don't hard sell you on lap dances right away. You can sit right next to the stage and stare into some pretty pussies if you lay a couple bucks on the rail. There's one dancer that puts on an amazing pole dance. She does shit like walk on the ceiling and spin around incredibly fast. Its not really sexy though. More like a gymnastic event. And she is built like a guy with tits. The lap dances very quite a bit from girl to girl. Some give lots of crotch contact and know exactly where your dick is. Too bad they have to wear bikinis. Other girls just flop around an don't even make much eye contact. I've gotten some phone numbers but never actually hooked up. They probably just give them out to get more lap dances. I'm sure I will be back cause there's nothing else for a long way.

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