Not much has changed physically at...

Not much has changed physically at Mr Happy's in the 20+ years since my last visit, and I don't foresee stopping in again anytime soon. I grew up in this area, and spent plenty of time here a few decades ago, and I must say that while the ambience then wasn't anything to get excited about, it's gone downhill since.

I was in the area visiting family and on a whim stopped in. The Sam Adams on tap was nearly flat, the dancers seemed to spend all of their time in the dressing room, and the clientele was uninspiring, to say the least. Even the barmaid, often the hottest girl in the place in a strip club, looked like she'd been "rode hard and put up wet" if you get the drift.

One (and only one) dancer looked ok - great ass, flat stomach, and a decent face - so I sat at the stage and tipped her. I'm not a huge breast man, but when her bra came off, there was nothing underneath it - I've rarely encountered such a flat chest in my life. To her credit, she did have nice nipples, but any positives she earned in that regard went out the window when she opened her mouth. I'm not sure which was worse, her diction or her breath, but that was about the end of my interest, and I left when I finished my beer.