Since I was in the neighborhood,...

Since I was in the neighborhood, I decided to have lunch at the Penthouse and enjoy the sights. I ordered a french dip sandwich and a bucket of beer, and began to chill.

I hung out in the club from 1PM to 5PM, and saw 15 to 20 dancers perform. None of the girls was unattractive, but they were not the super hot dancers I used to see in the Penthouse. Most were in the 7 to 8 range. One blonde dancer had enhanced boobs that were so gigantic that they turned me off (and I'm a tit man). My waitress was a very attractive blonde, and I wished she was dancing.

Several girls stopped by my table to chat, but they did not appeal that much to me. Finally, a brunette with a nice rack came by and I bought her a drink. She was a MIFL, and told me she was 33, divorced with 2 kids. I asked what we could do upstairs in VIP, and she said we could have a lot of fun.