It's billed as the world's largest...

It's billed as the world's largest strip club -- and I believe it. They said there were 300 dancers that night, and I believe that, too. Even though the place was packed, it was just so huge it didn't feel that crowded!

The dancers are generally very beautiful. They're aggressive, but somehow stop short of being pushy in a negative way. They're just very hot and persuasive! I'm very experienced at strip clubs, and have a lot of self-control. I *know* what not to do. Yet I found myself doing exactly what I'd promised myself I wouldn't.

These girls are so good at their jobs, they can somehow tap into some primal area of my brain, completely override my reason, and make me spend money! One even made me go back to the ATM -- $15 fee! the highest I've ever seen -- and I watched myself do it like it was a movie or something. I don't drink, so I can't even say I was drunk. I have no excuse other than being in "vacation mode." That's what I'm telling myself.