I stopped by the Paradise for...

I saw Viggo Mortensen getting a handjob at the bar

reviewed by

Muddy

5.3

Albert Lea, MN. Saturday night pretty early on. Downtown Albert Lea. Safe area, plenty of parking out front. Walk in, empty bar area, bathroom is on the right here. I'm thinking this place is dead.…

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published 1 yr ago

Low-key, pleasant value

reviewed by

Cruiser417

7.0

First of all, as several others have noted, this is really two bars in one. The front half is a conventional bar, with the focus on pool and darts. The Wednesday night I was there,…

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published 1 yr ago

Dive bar. With topless dancers.

reviewed by

aham5

4.0

Parking is on the street. Free.
Talking with some guys at the bar before dancers started indicated some parking in the rear.
No cover
Beer $4

The front room is a dive bar. Pool tables. Darts. And a…

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published 2 yrs ago

Topless Drive Bar in Albert Lea - Fun Can Be Had

reviewed by

boblovesbooobs

7.0

The good old Aragon Bar in Albert Lea. This is a regular bar with pool tables in the front and and topless bar in the back. Normally there is just one bar tender working who…

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published 2 yrs ago

AVOID, AVOID, AVOID

reviewed by

Wanderer51

4.0

Layout:
The strip club is behind the bar. Bathroom has 2 urinals and a toilet. The divider was broken and on the floor. No privacy to shit. In the strip club, bar is to the…

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published 2 yrs ago

Beggars cant be Choosers....

reviewed by

crsm27

7.0

So it has been a few years since I have been to this place and didn't know if it would have survived Covid and what not.

Anyways... the front of the place is a "sports" bar…

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published 4 yrs ago

sinclair's Review

reviewed by

sinclair

5.3

I went to the Aragon Bar on a Friday night at 20:00. Parking is on the sides of College Street. There was no cover charge to get in. The building has two rooms. The front…