I was highly disappointed by the...

I was highly disappointed by the singular option in Fort Collins and decided I need to seek out something better, so I set my GPS to take me up to The Den. Google did a fairly poor job of figuring it out, but thankfully I still know how to read a map and did finally find this location. Just north of the Colorado Wyoming border it appears at night to be in the absolute middle of nowhere. The entrance off the highway is challenging to find and I had to make a few u-turns. A light or reflectors at the entrance would be helpful at night IMO.

This place is "my kind of joint" in many ways. I HATE smoking, and that was the biggest negative. I rarely drink, so that doesn't matter to me either. What I liked about it (once I was ABLE to get to the stage) was the way most of the dancers could make the stage shows both fun and give mini-lap-ish-dances. This is fun to me. I stayed for a few hours, before I had to head back south and I didn't spend much cash, but I would have if the locals/regulars hadn't been monopolizing the staff. The dancers are not in the super model category, but I typically don't care for the "gold platted pussy" attitude that accompanies the ultra attractive.

The waitress was seriously overworked, and forgot me for a while. Doesn't bother me TOO much, but she woke up to the fact I wasn't a deadbeat after I gave her a nice tip. Don't put a magnet near her face! You'd rip out all of the extra mouth jewelry. (Not my thing, but then than she was smoking hot IMO.)