What a waste of time! I...

What a waste of time! I went on a Friday night at about 10pm right after the Montreal Jazz Festival started. The streets are packed, the bars are packed, you would think the strip clubs would be as well, or at least the club would be ready for people. No girls were dancing when I went in. Instead they were all sitting at the bar. Not sitting with customers, just sitting around the bar staring at their glasses. After a few minutes, the doorman said something and one dancer got on stage. She wiggled her ass for about half a song, pulled her top aside, wiggled again, and walked away. That was it. Eventually, a dancer came over to my table and apologized for the place being so dead. She gave an okay lap dance, but nothing special for Montreal.

Being a dope, I actually went back the next day at about 11pm. Completely dead. No dancers on stage and this time they did not even come to my table. After about 10 minutes sitting in dim room with five other confused PLs who also thought this was a strip club instead of a bible study group, I walked out. I am not going to make that mistake again.

I can't really rate the dancers. They seemed okay from twenty feet away while they nursed their drinks.