Ocean Cabaret
1244 Gulf Fwy La Marque, TX 77568, USA

We arrived at almost midnight: two...

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DoubleHappiness
Jun 17, 2013, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Friday Evening

We arrived at almost midnight: two girls and a guy. It was 15.00 a person-even for the women that late. It was a weekend but relatively dead. Only one girl danced at time and there was lulls of 2-3 minutes between dances. All the girls for the first hour and a half were awful. They literally looked like they would have rather been cleaning a toilet. They were very disconnected from their job of entertaining. They would simply walk to the front of the stage, hang on the pole, scrape their dollars bills up (from incredibly drunk men--one that stayed passed out except for 10 minutes)and simply walk off. One girl even walked to the back of the stage where there was a mirror and removed her boy shorts like she was home by herself. Totally out of it.

There are no doors on any of the bathroom stalls - men or women's. I could see my boyfriend peeing through the mirror by just standing near the bathroom door.

Then a beautiful black girl came on the stage. Wasnt that great at twerking but I could immediately tell she had dance lessons. She was the first to make use of the pole in more than swinging around. She put on a show. So we purchased a lap dance from her for my boyfriend. This is where it got ridiculously expensive. It was $30.00 directly to the dancer, and 10.00 each for "VIP" bracelets so that me and my girlfriend could be in the "VIP" room to watch the dance too. So $50.00 for 3 minutes. The "VIP" room was just an open mini stage with tables, chairs, and open booths. It was really dumb with several guys all sitting near each other with girl dancing on their laps. No privacy at all. The girl was ok but she was more interested in making money after the club closed if you know what I mean. (Oh and I was right, she had ballet lessons for years.) I enjoyed talking to her way more than watching her dance on my boyfriend. (She said she was a CNA and did this just for extra money-LOL.) I was shocked when after only one song, she was done. Im told thats normal but geez -50.00!! I thought she was gonna dance for me too, but nope. She just wanted to know if we slept with other people. Yup, asked my man straight up. Not jealous but taken aback that she was trying to prostitute. Maybe Im naive. Anyway, another girl, blond hair, really bad, flat boobs got on stage and OMG! She was awesome. She literally held onto the ceiling like spider man. It was freaky but awesome at the same time. She had great muscle control in her thighs and held onto that pole with just one thigh. The last dancer was a Lebanese woman, gorgeous. I put some money out for her. Then it was time to close. She came up to us and started talking about how pretty I was and asked my name, etc. Put it this way, these girls know how to make that extra money after closing time if you know what I mean. It was really obvious that they knew to come onto the girl instead of the guy if they wanted to hook up. We were not there for that so sent her away.

They dont take debit/credit cards at the front door. You have to open a tab at the bar to get cash off and there is a 6.00% fee for doing so! So instead of 45.00 to get in it was another 3.00. Then you guessed it when we decided to by the lap dance we had to get money off my debit/credit card again, so another 6.0% fee! A bottle of water of 4.00. The bartender chick was a bitch. No personality at all.

OK, so overall after all this bitching. I will go again. I guess the deal is for the price it was just ridiculous! Women should be free if you ask me. And especially after midnight why was it 15.00 a person??! Next time I will bring all cash and will not buy a lap dance!! Ive heard Heart Breakers was much better and a lot cheaper! So that will be next.

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