Those who are familiar with the...

Those who are familiar with the German FKK model will find this club quite familiar but this is definitely at the upmarket end of the FKK world. It is well out in the country south of Hamburg by a small river (indeed the buildings cross the river). Entrance is €65. On the night when I visited there were about 15 girls. I am sure that there would be more girls on Friday and Saturday. Here there are several rooms and tracking the girls down can be tricky. When I arrived, most were in the porn cinema looking at pictures on their mobile phones. To my surprise, and unlike other FKK clubs I have visited, none approached me. I suspect that most customers here are regulars. As is usual in an FKK club there is a free buffet though the hot food did not arrive until about 8pm. Soft drinks are free; I did not discover the price of alcoholic drinks. The sauna is outside and very pleasant. The girls were a mix of German, Eastern European and girls from further afield. A Caribbean girl attracted me and I eventually spoke to her. The girls may be dressed like dancers in US or UK clubs - though some here wore less - but the deal is quite different. They do not dance; they are offering sex in the porn cinema or in private rooms for anything from €60 upwards depending on what you want. There was a reasonable selection of appealing girls. The main downside - unless you have a car - is getting to Harmony. It is a €30 taxi ride (each way) from Harburg station and I guess even more from central Hamburg.