Assets
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2360 Cascade Hwy, Portland, OR 97216, USA*

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hohawk69
May 9, 2013, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Tuesday Afternoon

I checked out Assetts for the first time. Parking sucks...you either park in the few spots right in front, or in the lot with massive pot holes of the Chinese restaurant next door. The entry is in front, so everyone driving 82nd will see you going in or out. The place itself isn't bad inside, tables & chairs leading up to the bar, good selection of micro brews, one small stage, and a curtained dance area that I couldn't see through so it looks like good privacy. The place reminded me of the old 92nd St Club that was torn down years ago. However, the dancers on a Tuesday afternoon were not very attractive. One was overweight and the other was thin but had a horrible skin condition. Left after 1 beer and did not try the private dance area.

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