Close you eyes and imagine what...

Close you eyes and imagine what the ideal strip club would be like, if you designed yourself. Lots and lots and lots of girls? Check. Tall ones, short ones, black ones, white ones, spanish ones, slim ones, chunky ones ...wait, zzzzzip, not too chunky. Check. Young, smooth bodies, long legs, small medium and large tits. Check. Bra, Panties, topless, bottomless. Check. Two way contact lapdances. Double Check. Easy off street parking, mandatory $5 valet, wait a sec, that's not in my dream, but OK, someones keeping an eye out. Check.

Security pat down by a female dancer...CHECK! Metal detector.....not in my dreams, but OK, it's good to know that that big rough guy isn't carrying. What else can I say, this is my first time and while I was hesitant as some of the reviews said it wasn't the club it used to be, for me it was ALL that and a bag of chips. Everywhere you look there is someone getting serviced. There's so much winding going on that if you brought in a grandfather clock, it would never stop. I've heard great things about the VIP area from a buddy at the bar, and there was another area in a corner, just with a bunch of NAKED girls dancing waiting for that lucky guy to have a multiple....I gotta stop.