Found myself in Asheville on Thursday...

Found myself in Asheville on Thursday night. This a "member's only" club; but there is usually a member in the bar to "invite" you in. There is a bar with a couple of pool tables in it; this is where you enter. The club is to your right. The club is fine; typical phallic stage, oddly enough, carpeted. Wondered about rug burns. Nice office chairs surrounded the stage. This concludes the physical desacription of the club.

Four Dancers working; impossible to get VIP dances b/c the girls would stay in the dressing room almost the entire time between sets. Previous reviewer spot on the description of VIP and COUCH dances, when I asked one of the girls what was the difference, she replied, "Not much."

Beers were $3.50 from the bar and when you could get the disinterested cocktail waitress to pass around they were $4.00.

After trying to get a dance for over an hour; I finally succeded from a hot girl "8 or 9"; but I've seen more enthusiasm at the morgue.

Lamest club I've ever experienced.