Summary: Get in after midnight, get...

Summary: Get in after midnight, get what you want and GTFO. Well, I'm in this area for a while and I've been visiting clubs in the Phenix City/Columbus GA area trying to find "the one" thats going to be my hangout. Unless I missed it, there's nothing on the Phenix City side of the river, it's all on the other side, mainly on Victory Dr, between 5-10 miles from Fort Benning. Here's the deal with strip clubs in this area. No touching, either direction and they mean it. Dances are "air" or "table side". But after midnight there appears to be a reverse Cinderella effect! The clubs get a little prettier and the girls a little closer. Foxy Lady is unique in that it doesn't serve liquor, only beer, near beer and water. Based on one of the reviews, I decided to sample this place. Walked in just after midnight and was dismayed by the sign on the register NO TOUCHING. Paid my obligatory $5 entrance fee ( all the clubs seem to demand this), and was subjected to a pat down. Walked into the club and said, well it looks like Ima take on for the team here. Place is scruffy, dark, and dingy. Went over to the bar for the mandatory one drink, where a frowning looking mature Asian lady "served me". I say served me, cause the signs all over the bar say, tip the bartender!, it's a service. She gave me my change in the 1,2,3,4,5 singles and looked at me. Ok, Ok lady, here's your buck. Cheeeze. Well, I make my way over to one of the seating areas away from the stage and was prepared to stay long enough to write about this and leave. As my eyes got used to the place, my opinion slowly changed. This is a black club for sure,and I'd say a thin slice above ghetto. All the patrons, except one were Black. But hey this is an Army town and money is green. There were at least five dancers on stage and five around the place. All seemed to be in their 20's and were 7's-9's and even a ten. Dancers on stage were doing there thing and guys dropped dollars like quarters on them. Looks like you can put em in their string bikini bottoms also. I was looking for where there could be lapdances and a fine female came over to me and plopped herself down on my lap! Well, that was easy - we walked over behind these U shaped carpeted stages and found a chair. Got two great lapdances for $20 (total) with plenty of rubbing and touching both ways. He's the rub, the tops never come off!Either for the lap dances or the women on stage. It's not nude or topless, but there plenty of excellent eye candy and personal attention. Found out those stages were for "in your face" performances. Over all, I'd highly recommend it, as it seems to be the only "real" place around. Get in, get what you want, and G.T.F.O.