Watched the Lakers v Suns game...

Watched the Lakers v Suns game with a bud and decided to hit Bourbon after. First time I've been to this club. I usually go to Hi-Liter. The girls were hot as many of the reviews say. But I'm not a fan of bolt ons and it seemed a good number of girls had plastic in other areas - which I'm not a fan of either. But of course that doesn't stop me from laps. First girl - lame, don't remember her name. I would describe her, but bolt ons and blonde doesn't really help does it? Basically an air dance. Cute and all, but really the most sensual it got was her rubbing her shin on my johnson - that bad. One and done.

Saw this latina girl and not sure if they were bolt ons or not, but 9 out of 10 times I've have had a good experience with latinas. So I skip the $10 try outs and go to VIP. We start half way through the song and I'm thinking she's just warming me up (she didn't have her top off either). After half the song was over, she asked if I wanted another. I didn't argue, but really? That was dance one? I was so caught up in the hotness, I did another dance anyhow. A little better with the top off, but no roaming except her rear. Then about half way into the song, she stood up and basically air danced. So $40 bucks for one legit lap dance. So far so bad for Bourbon.

Was about ready to leave, but then a cute girl comes up to my chair - bolt ons, but her face looked natural and was really cute. Chatted me up and sat on my lap. She had knee highs which for me as of late has been a thing for me. I asked her to dance on the floor. The good sign was that she said she wanted to find a spot more private (but not VIP). HOT dance. She grabbed my junk, did some stuff with my ears, sucked some titties, moanin and flashed the baby maker. I couldn't touch her up top, just her rear, but she said in VIP we could have more fun. It was so hot I almost came after two dances without a direct rub and tug. BUT, had a bud with me and a cum stain on my pants would probably be awkward.