What can I say about John's...

What can I say about John's Hot Spot that hasn't already been said about Afghanistan? It's bombed out and depleted. Went on a Monday at around 11:15. There were 7 dancers, and they broke down like this:

One 6 - Wafer thin white blond spinner. Decently cute face, probably early 20's.

Three 4's - Two AA, One covered in tattoo's, the other chowing down on the greasiest, smelliest hamburger I've ever seen. One white girl with a cowboy hat who was mildly decent looking but hid in a corner with a regular all night.

Two 3's - The hilariously misnamed 'Sexy' who is missing several teeth, has the worst fake tits I've ever seen, and one of the most annoying personalities ever, and an older white woman with big natural cans.