So, I was driving down the...

So, I was driving down the highway and saw Emperors off to the side. I got off at the next exit and spent, literally, almost 30 minutes trying to find the place. I had GPS on my phone, but I didn't think I needed it because it seemed so close off the highway. I went to a few dead ends and FINALLY found it.

Went in to check out the 2 for 1 drink specials and the free lunch (and of course, the girls, but wasn't even planning on stopping anywhere that day). I parked myself (no valet on duty as some described), and walked in. There was no attendant at the front door, so I walked in. The place looked nice enough-1 main stage in the center, VIP behind that, and a large bar to my left. I looked around and was stunned.

There was not one visible dancer.