I probably chose the wrong day...

Déjà Vu Sacramento

Rancho Cordova, CA

I went to this club on a Friday afternoon, I had only ever been to the nearby Gold Club Centerfolds before, so I decided to give this one a go for the first time. Firstly…

Fantasy Girls

Reno, NV

I went in on a Monday in December, I'm glad I did because the place was packed with people watching football and drinking cheap bear. There were maybe 12 dancers on shift, which was good…

Pacers

San Diego, CA

To be honest this place disappointed me. Even by San Diego's low standards for strip clubs, this place was exceptionally poor on an evening that is supposed to be one the clubs busiest (due to…

First time in Reno. Stopped in on a Sunday night after a great visit at Men’s Club (I’ll do a separate report there). Probably arrived around 10:30 or so. $10 cover. Bar is straight ahead…

Day of the week: Friday Time of Night: 11:30pm Cover charge: Not sure, because someone else paid my way. Price of a Budweiser: $9 Floor Dance Price: Don't know, I couldn't get anybody to…

Pulled up to Wild Orchid a few Friday nights ago with the intention to just vibe, sip a drink, and maybe spiritually reconnect with a fake boob or two. I paid $30 to get molested…

I grew up in Reno and would drive by this strip club all the time but never went in. Was visiting Reno for the holidays and after a sour time at fantasy girls decided…