Simply put, I wasted an hour...

Simply put, I wasted an hour in a supposed strip club with no dancers.

First, a bit about the joint. It is attached to a dumpy Budget Inn. It has its own entrance, which requires you to ring a door bell for entry. This is supposedly a private membership club, but they let me in without charge after I scribbled a fake name on their membership log.

When I walked into the main "club", which is one tiny room, I saddled up to the bar with 5 guys drinking and one playing a video game on one of the bar TVs. There were no girls working. Period. One of the regulars explained to me that 3 or 4 girls will roll in on a weekend night, but that the place really wasn't a strip club during the week.