After years of driving by the...

After years of driving by the countless billboards on I95, I decided to stop by and see what this place was all about. I was also pretty hungry and tired of the standard McDonalds/Burger King/Wendy's options that line the highways. The building looks like little more than a shack, but there were a decent amount of cars and a bunch of trucks there, so i figured "what the hell." At the door, they ask if you are local, truck driver, or visitor. I chose the honest answer, even if it meant paying an extra dollar or two for the cover, and walked through the door with my ticket.

This establishment can only be described as diner meets strip club, and for some reason that felt very comforting and relaxing. I took a table a little bit away from the stage because something about eating at the the stage felt off-putting and slightly unhygienic. Most of the girls are about what you would expect in this kind of a place, in the 3-6 range with signs of wear and tear. There was one blonde there that I would rate as an 8 though, so I decided to focus my attention on her after my meal (lapdances are not like swimming, you don't have to wait an half hour after eating).

Now, to switch hats and become a culinary review, the food was surprisingly good, and reasonably priced. I had a turkey club and it was excellent. I would be hesitant to get anything to complex, but for basic fare, I would much rather eat this than a Big Mac, Whopper, or anything else from a fast food restaurant.