This is literally the worst club...

This is literally the worst club I've been to. The "VIP" dances in the back are held immediately behind the stage. I tried to get a private dance and I was taken back there on a platform with like 10 other guys. Not private at all. And the dancers seemed like they wanted to rush and get out of there.

Not a good bar at all, but, given that it's in bumblefuck, you might not have any other options. There were a lot of couples in the audience, though, so it may just be a fun college bar.