This is currently my favorite club...

This is currently my favorite club overall. Most of the dancers look great, some are fucking drop-dead gorgeous. The wind was able to blow in a few trash bags, but overall the dancer quality is second only to Delilah's.

I always spend more than I'd planned to when I go and I'm usually never sorry.

I went on a Friday night and there was a black dancer named India. She twirled on the pole like nothing I've seen recently. Balance, strength and grace and she was absolutely gorgeous. She said she'd majored in broadcasting at GMU and she looked like she could be a Fox News anchorette. I took her to the back, but we ended up talking and 1/2 dancing for 5 songs. Conversation was interesting but what the fuck, ma? Couldn't I buy you a drink instead of flushing $100 down the toilet without even getting birchwood?