Alas, others are right. Harley...

Alas, others are right. Harley Riders isn't nearly the ride it was even six months ago - it's hard to ride a dead horse. I was going pretty frequently for the extra high mileage lap dances and the occasional private dance to completion. But it has gotten so slow with so few dancers that it's almost embarassing to hang out in the club.

First of all, they really tightened up on the lap dances, so while one or two girls may still let you fondle some things, the club has a rule that instead of the near-naked grinding you used to get, they now have to wear booty shorts or something similar and keep the tops covered when giving lap dances, so contact on the main floor is way down. VIP, still $20 to the house and negotiated with the dancer, is still anything goes, up to and including full service with the right dancer. As others have said, though, it's so dark in there you can't really tell who's in the booth with you. But there are so few dancers to choose from. I've been in on weekdays when there were only two dancers all night long. And on weekends as few as four or (rarely now) six. And you had better like thick chicks, because that's 90% of them. Occasionally a thin young thing will show up, but most range from thick to morbidly obese. And they think just sitting on your lap and rotating those giant butts in a small circle constitutes a lap dance.

The really sad thing is that the customers are abandoning Harley Riders as well. Even on weekends I've been the only customer for over an hour or more. Which makes it difficult because (1) since there is very little stage dancing, no bar, etc., there' really nothing to do between lap dances and (2) since you are the only target, you had better be prepared to have a steady stream of women pressing hard for dances, often just sitting and going to it without asking. While that can be enjoyable, it can also add up pretty quickly.