I've been sitting in this sorry...

I've been sitting in this sorry excuse for a strip club for almost an hour. Not a single girl on stage. Any female walking around looks like they need to keep walking for another ten miles. Horribly overweight, i mean even for rapper standards these were straight lard asses and lazy. Disgustingly unenthused, you'd think they had just witnessed the death of a dozen puppies. The bartender is a passive aggressive cunt and plain rude. O there's a girl on stage now. Fucking gross. I imagine she's on a steady diet of crack and newports. Within twenty minutes i nearly vomited. I can't decide if it's the guilt of knowing a paid ten dollars to sit in this fucking place or if it's the atmosphere. I'm gonna just say it's a combination of the two. I hope everyone in here dies a horrible death and gets no attention from the media. Fuck this place fo rizzle ya bitch