Visiting the Body Shop Gentlemen's Club...

Visiting the Body Shop Gentlemen's Club was quite an experience. Being a recent transplant to Illinois from the great stripper state of Texas, going into a stripper bar in Illinois has become very similar to going to worship in a church --- flipping boring as hell! Most places around Chicago and Rockford are absolutely boring.

Thankfully the Body Shop is totally different and what a delight! It is a small joint in a pretty rough section of Rockford (do not park in a parking lot or on a side street. Stay right on the main street for your own protection -- I am serious as a heart attack. This section of Rockford is damned rough especially if you are a white guy. Enough of the cautions. On to the good stuff. Going into the club I was swarmed by security at the door. Three enormous black guys who were extremely respectfully and polite. They collected my cover charge ($10), gave me my free drink tickets (2 tickets included with cover charge). Then the leader of the pack frisked me (yep, just like the cops) and went over me with a handheld metal detector. They quickly collected my mini mag light, flip knife, and other metal object. I was assured that I would get them back upon departure (sure enough, as I left, one of the security quickly came up to me with all my stuff, gave it to me politely, and thanked me for coming in. He even invited me back. The club is small -- bar is probably 20 feet long with two bartenders -- prices are very reasonable (I drank bottle beer with my coupons and when I ran out, my beers only cost $3 each -- quite the change from Texas where everything in a stripper bar cost a fortune). The club has one raised stage with a stripper pole. The VIP area is wide flipping open with the manager sitting on one of the couches chatting up the entertainers. The restrooms are beyond clean -- absolutely spotless. Everything in the club is in good repair, but definitely basic. As I chatted up the bartender (the only other white guy in the place), I found out it was a Black Club. At that point I about shit a brick and dashed for the door (two days earlier there was a black shot by Rockford PD). The bartender assured me I was cool because I was gently blending in with the crowd and he introduced me to the owner who bought me a drink. Interestingly, neither the bartender, owner, or strippers I later spoke with asked anything personal. The owner thanked me for coming in and explained that this was not a white stripper bar where the push was to separate the guys from their cash as fast as possible. Instead it was a place to chat the strippers up, watch the strippers, and get a glow on. One definite drawback is that it is a bikini bar. Coming from Texas this was new to me. It basically means the strippers will wear a bikini top and variations of a thong.

I sat and watched the ebb and flow for about a half hour -- during this first half hour, the strippers were definitely nothing to write home about. I dutifully tipped each a buck. After four unappealing strippers, this 5 foot slim stripper goes up on stage and what appears to be all hell breaks loose. Another stripper is the first to tip her and the on stage stripper reaches her hands right into the "customers" top to pull her big ass floppy ass titties out and licks each nipple until the "customer" is moaning and has her hand buried in her twat rubbing the hell out of something in there. The "customer" happily bounces away with her tittles bouncing. Guys start tipping this cutie something fierce. One guy right in front of where I was sitting pulls her thong to the side and slides a finger right in the dancer's pussy without so much as a howdie. That was something to see! especially when she pulled his hand out after a damned long time to lick her juices off his finger. But, I have to say, he was quite the gentleman because he slide her thing back in place before he walked away. At about 10pm, a whole gaggle of new talent comes in like a tornado. Turns out they are from Milwaukee. By now the stripper count is damned near 20 -- equal to the customer help! The new talent are all slim, shapely, and black.