Returned to Micelli's after several years...

Returned to Micelli's after several years and was immediately reminded why I have not returned sooner. This is a nice enough redneck bar with a large stage for topless dancers but that's about all. Was not charged a cover charge although the sign said $5. Got a beer from the bartender for $5.50. Dancers were all flawed in one way or another, some obese, some ravaged by acne, others anorexic. When I tipped the dancers on stage I saw something I had forgotten about this place - the girls must wear pantyhose!

While there is lap dancing of sorts here, it is strictly air dances. The guys receiving the dances were required to sit on their hands. I didn't bother to get dances and bolted even before I had finished my beer.

They are extending their hours during deer hunting season next month but why would hunters want to come here for such lame entertainment? Maybe there will be enhanced take-out opportunities but I wouldn't count on it.