Five of us were in town...

Five of us were in town from Canada and in comparison, usually American strip clubs are far more tame than what we have in Canada (Montreal is unreal!). We scouted out Daisy Dooks in advance (BYOB and full nudity?? Are you serious?? SOLD!!) -- we liked the fact that it had a hotel next door as well. Obviously, they go hand-in-hand...especially for visitors looking for a little extra. And for the record, we had no idea where Davenport, Iowa was -- it just happened to be on our route across the Northern US! Because of what I am about to tell you, I not only KNOW where Davenport is...I can tell you turn-by-turn instructions from my front door in Toronto.

We went in when the club opened at 5pm and didn't have to pay cover (see more on that later). The club is something out of a storybook for Canadians that are used to strict club rules governing the sale of alcohol and what you can and cannot do with your hands (in Ontario). The club was fairly lit with a juice bar on the main level and three levels of stages for the ladies to tease us on. VIP is about 6 booths with a common hallway and a tinted glass partition looking over the main club. You can see out, but they can't see in. That being said, the bouncers walk back and forth on a semi-regular basis to ensure there are no shenanigans going on -- the ladies will tell you this before the dance begins. There is a large seating are with a big deflated red 'bag' on the far side (see the bottom of this review for more on that) and enough tables and chairs to make all of your drinking dreams come true. Not only is it BYOB...perv row has bar fridges and the seating areas (circular tables) have metal bins in the middle to store your beers and ice. Honestly, if we didn't have to leave for a 7pm game, we would have been in there from open to close! There were only 3 dancers working the 'day shift' and it was the five of us and two other customers in the bar for the first 30 minutes. The girls weren't pushy at all despite there being only a select few in the crowd to earn from. I had a dance ($20) from a slight-framed, tanned stripper - it was full touch, but not 'inside'. She was decent, not too amazing...but when you have three to choose from, it's like any port in a storm! Needless to say, we liked the experience so much that we were back in the club after the game, at around 11pm.

There were about 10 dancers on the evening shift, some average and some decent, but nothing below a 5. It was far busier, being a Friday night and because we had our stamp from earlier, we gained entry for free and avoided the $10 cover (cha-ching). We loaded up on beers before getting there -- note: grab beers at an establishment in town. There is a gas station just up the street but it's too far to walk and too expensive for anyone that's already half-snapped. My friend and I loaded up on some lap dances...I had three different girls, all of which I didn't care to know names! Honestly, I'd never be back and we weren't going for coffee later. The first girl, who was only first because she was the closest one upon entry, was a little bit on the average side. I was hoping she'd work harder knowing there were better looking girls in the club. She didn't...and my experience only lasted two songs. I pressed the limits a little with the whole "no inside" business and she confirmed that it wasn't going to happen. Good enough. I went over to our table, tossed down a few beers and saw my next companion. A very petite blonde with medium breasts, but a very beautiful face. I was able to flag her down and we went up to the VIP. She was a little more forward and loved the contact -- she found the ears right away, which immediately had me reaching for the wallet for another song. She was very good at ensuring she rubbed against the 'good bits' and moaned softly when I grabbed various areas of her body. We spent the better part of 6 or 7 songs up there and I loved every second of it.