This place is a real puzzle....

This place is a real puzzle. Sometimes I have been here when there is real electricity in the air with a bunch of good looking girls working the room with enthusiasm, and sometimes it is as dull as a church on Tuesday.

My Monday visit, unfortunately, was one of the church variety. The building is very grand, promising a gala show with an all star cast, byob since the cast is theoretically nude. The byob is correct, but the nudity seems to be optional with the girl, and this seemed to be a "keep it on" night. In fact, the girls were a bit hard to find. There were a couple of groups of guys which seem to have attracted all of the available talent, and there were slim pickings for a single like me.

After getting through half of my six pack with no action whatsoever, I did get a visit from a fairly attractive brunette who sat on my lap and nuzzled my ear, inviting me into the crazy expensive VIP room with a vague promise of excitement -- maybe for me but probably for her for the bucks to be made. When I declined the VIP experience but asked for a private dance, she reluctantly agreed for the standard $20 and went through the motions topless and halfheartedly.