It appears that my deodorant or...

It appears that my deodorant or something has built-in stripper repellant. Tonight I just couldn't sleep around midnight, so I showered, got dressed, and headed down the road to Kappa. There were about 10 customers and 6 dancers there when I arrived. I took a seat in the middle of the club and waited to place a drink order. About 10 minutes later I went to the bar since nobody wanted to sell me a drink. Back in my seat, I sat alone for about 10 more minutes until the attractive Sonia came to sit with me. Sonia respectfully kept her distance (dammit) and informed me she hates this time of year because of her Seasonal Affective Disorder. Hmmmm, what to say to that? Eventually she left me to go on stage. I went to the tip rail and she starts dancing over to me and guess what: She informs me she hates this time of year because of her Seasonal Affective Disorder. Really? Soon after, I retreat to my table. Cute girl, needs work on Stripper Shit.

I return to stageside when Foxy comes on stage. Very attractive woman. During her 2 songs, I'm the only guy at the rail. She visits me for 15 seconds at the most and gives me one quick hug, fully dressed. Stripping would be a good idea at a strip club, I'm thinking. When I decide to pack it in after just 45 minutes I'm thinking that the money I'd saved for a VIP session plus tip will work just as well at another club tomorrow, who has a new dancer I've heard great things about. Sonia or Foxy could have had that cash with just a little effort. Or the other 4 girls that paid me no attention at all.

Normally, my visits to Kappa Kabanna have SOME excitement. Just not tonight.