Got into Boise after driving down...
Got into Boise after driving down from Couer D'Alene after a late night of strip clubbing the night before. Driving around Boise I noticed that the girls in their early 20's were freakin' hot. (OTOH, the middle aged population in this town seemed to be rather "out of shape", by contrast.) Thus, although tired from the drive and my previous night I felt excited about visiting the local strip clubs. And besides, what club monger won't be curious to see what a Spearmint Rhino in Boise (of all places) looks like anyway?
The whole visit, however, proved to be quite disappointing. First parking was a bit of a bitch. Too few spots relative to the crowd size and the last remaining open one was very narrow. I remember the bouncer joking as I walked in that they were considering adding valet parking.
Okay, a bit of good news, no cover that night. Bad news, however, an ID check. So I hand my ID over and they look at it and quickly scan it without asking me if it's okay. I ask them if they keep records and he says "no, it's just to make sure it's authentic". Maybe, maybe not. I trust any strip club employee about as much as I trust a random stripper (i.e. only when I can independently verify what they say on my own, otherwise I just assume they are lying).
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