I decided to give the Penthouse...

I decided to give the Penthouse club another try on a recent trip to Philly. Granted it was a Tuesday night but there were only about 20 customers in the club and 6 - 7 ladies working and there was only 2 that I would have even been a little interested in. I believe that there was more wait staff then there was dancers and most of them looked better than the dancers. You would think that would lead to good drink service but it took over 15 minutes to get my first beer sitting at the bar. The bartender was too busy checking her phone to serve drinks.

After being there for about 45 minutes a dancer finally came around to chat me up. Unfortunately for me she was about a 4 and completely not my type. She also did not take hint that I was paying more attention to the baseball game than I was to whatever she was saying. By about 12:30 there were down to a 3 girl roatation.

The DJ was so drunk that he made last call at 1 am as a joke. Many of the customers did not realize it was a joke and left the club. If they keep going like this they will be closed within a year. I hope the owner has deep deep pockets.