A buddy loves this place so...

A buddy loves this place so I end up there with him once a blue moon. What a shithole. As we are walking in the bouncer loudly says, "watch it guys" and yes, someone has puked all over the sidewalk right in front of the door. We sidestepped that unfortunate obstacle only to have the bouncer demand ID's. ummmokay, well let's just say I am well beyond anyone questioning my right to legally consume alcohol, but okay. He then reads us the riot act "you gotta drink at least one beer, tip the dancers and no fucking touching". Then my already low opinion of strip joint disc jockeys is taken down another notch. This idiot played the worst music imaginable. Scorpions "Rock me like a hurricane" followed by "Highway to the Danger Zone". The restroom is a pathetic homage to 80's NYC punk clubs except even filthier. Some fool even placed a sticker inside the toilet bowl in an effort to be edgy. Spare me.

But all was salvaged by the fact that the young naked ladies performing were all very attractive and had some outrageous pole skills. My favorite did a one handed hand stand while removing her panties and diddling herself with the other hand. Outstanding! 5 girls dancing, two song sets. All the gals were hot, in great shape and with the exception of the girl on roller skates, had great moves. One cheap beer, 20 bucks in ones to the artists and we were out of there.