This is a breakdown on the...

This is a breakdown on the club’s dancers and a mystery shopper’s thoughts on the talent. There have been a number of personnel changes since my last review: some ladies have quit and some new ladies have taken to the brass pole. I am probably forgetting a couple of the dancers, but 95% of the roster is covered. Smokers will be denoted with an asterisk because I know some clubbers hate tobacco breath. Enjoy.

Alicia—She is a dark-haired curvy girl. She probably registers as too thick for some guys and just the right amount of curves for other patrons. Her attitude has been questionable so far. She walks the clubs in circles and doesn’t do much approaching. If you want to play with that fat ass, you will need to be proactive.

Annabelle—She has been here a long time and her boobs are too small for her frame. She has a number of tattoos and doesn’t wear the most revealing outfits, leading me to believe she has had a kid or two. She spends too much time trying to sell double dances with her friend Brooke. I have gotten dances from her in the past and they were horrible.*