why did i go to tootsies?...

why did i go to tootsies? oh yes, it was my friends bachelor party, thats right. so we (a group of 8 very distinguished gentlemen) met there like at 11pm. i never go to strip joints, true story. so my first concern about going to tootsies was the cover charge. i was expecting it to be like a club but it was only $6. then i thought, hmmm if its only 6 bucks to get in, i wonder what kind of circus is going on in there? i bet everyone is wasted and the girls look like rehab drop-outs. wrong. the space is huge, theres flat screens all around, pool tables, a big bar, and lots and lots of ladies. so why did i give tootsies 5 stars? well, cause i had a good time and the glenlivet on the rocks sells for $9.50 yes, i had fun, i cant seem to hide that, all my friends know about it. another good thing was that the ladies dont approach absolutely everyone after they dance to get a dollar. i find that very annoying by the way, so that was good.

the eight of us behaved well, so well they didnt even want to buy a bottle of rum for 100$ but then a friend told one of the lovelies that i really liked her and that i had turned down every other girl that had approached me, which by the way theyre both big big lies. big lies - so she sat on my lap, looked straight into my eyes and i believe thats when i got into automatic pilot mode... me and my friends had a good time, we shared some laughs and got to see each other deal with a range of situations that wouldnt happen anywhere else but in front of lots of naked women