I rarely go to Crazy Horse...

I rarely go to Crazy Horse because it is so expensive and you get lame dances for the money. I decided to go on a friday night just to see if it was better. Man, was it ever better. This is the best time I have ever had in the club since it used to be Babes. It had an awesome lineup present, maybe the best lineup at any club in this city I have seen in the past few years. It has the usual $20 cover and you still have to buy your own setups. I saw the legendary Kitty AKA Heidi. She has just had a boob job. Kitty is one of the busiest dancer evers, I wanted a dance but she dosen't have to hustle much so she never got around to my table. She gives an awesome stage dance. There were plenty of other hotties. Jasmine looks like Eva Mendes. Aspen is drop dead beautiful so is Amore. But the hottest girl was Layla, a smoking hot 22 year old blonde who gives a great stage dance. Layla and Amore sat with me and I wish I had gotten dances with them. I picked a girl named Mya for my lap dance. She is kinda skinny with a lot of eye makeup and has a slutty look about her. I was hoping she would give a nasty lap dance but no such luck. It was the typical Nashville air dance with no contact. The bouncers watch the girls like a hawk-no hanky panky will be allowed. There is a waitress there with long black hair who sometimes dances. I did not catch her name but I will be looking for her on my future visits because she is gorgeous, she looks just like Emmanuelle Chriqui the actress. For the first time in years, I was able to just sit back and admire the babes as they danced on stage for over an hour. In fact I hated leaving. Maybe I should visit more often on weekends.