This review is from six months...

This review is from six months ago, haven't been there in quite some time but I'm going to work my way through all the clubs where I used to like to go.

I went to this place a lot because it was convenient to my drive situation and the dancers were hot. Many many hot dancers. And not just Portland hot, but really hot. And a great variety- hot blondes, hot brunettes, hot Japanese girls. Lots of bolt-ons, not a whole lot of gratuitous tattoos.

The real drag at this club though, apart from the pushy drinks girls, was that private dances suck here. Maybe the law is different in Beaverton than it is in PDX proper, or maybe it's just a "feature" of the Dolphin clubs, but the contact is just... lousy. The girls will kinda sit next to you and rub chest in your face, but they don't every actually get on your lap. So it's not a lapdance. And it's not like I was especially stinky or dirty or hairy or whatever. I'm a clean-cut mid-30s athletic guy with a decent build. If they won't sit on my lap, they ain't sitting on anybody's lap. And like most other portland clubs, it's strictly no-hands for the guys.